{"id":1303,"date":"2015-12-02T12:24:05","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T17:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2016-12-06T12:26:15","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T17:26:15","slug":"the-smooth-slide-into-senility","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/the-smooth-slide-into-senility\/","title":{"rendered":"The Smooth Slide into Senility&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, one of my running shoes broke. Don&#8217;t wear them that often \u2013 hard to believe, I know&#8230;but I&#8217;m working on it. So I look up the number for Nike support and put it on a list where it sits for a few weeks.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, yesterday, I&#8217;m out running errands and I call them. Jack answers the phone and he&#8217;s really helpful. I tell him the problem with my left shoe and he apologizes and assures me that they will take care of it. He creates a support case for me and tells me a couple of&nbsp;<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">numbers they need from the shoe. I tell him I&#8217;m away from home, but I&#8217;ll call my wife, get the info and call him right back. Great.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>I call Penny and tell her the info Jack needs from the inside of my left shoe with the &#8220;N&#8221; on the side. The moment I tell her that is the moment I realize what she confirms to me next, &#8220;John, you have New Balance running shoes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m up on some sort of wall at Nike headquarters in Oregon. Jack was still laughing in the kindest way possible when we hung up. I think I&#8217;m just going to buy a new pair of tennis shoes and not try all that again with New Balance&#8230; It&#8217;s rough gettin&#8217; old, folks!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, one of my running shoes broke. Don&#8217;t wear them that often \u2013 hard to believe, I know&#8230;but I&#8217;m working on it. So I look up the number for Nike support and put it on a list where it sits for a few weeks.&nbsp; Finally, yesterday, I&#8217;m out running errands and I call them. Jack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnlocklair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}